
Monday morning, Art the Great announced the development of a
new art exhibit. The details of the exhibit are not being released to the
public at this time. Art has been an artist that has awed the world time and
time again, but her last project left much to be desired. “Indoor Playground”
was met with much distaste; the exhibit consisted of sheets and swings hung
from rafters in a large, airy room. Renowned art critic Kylie Straub says, “It’s
not art. I’m not sure what it is. I feel like there should be pigeons pecking
around and the sound of children at play.” Over the past seventeen years, Art’s
work has revolutionized the art scene. Let’s hope that Art’s new, secretive
project will redeem her reputation after such a major flop.