Forecasting 2013

Will 2013 be any different from 2012? Yes, definitely. I predict that Apple will release at least twenty newer models of the iPhone (forcing you to trade in your "obsolete" model after only a few months of use), men's pants will soon be worn around their ankles, and 'swaggy,' as used frequently in Justin Bieber's hit "Boyfriend," will officially be added as, like, a def totes legitly correct word. Dogs will be the new chauffeurs, all of the socks belonging to young girls in Japan will be stolen, Old John Smokey will strike a record deal, more popes will be opening Twitter accounts, indoor playgrounds (complete with pigeons and sheets) will become popular, giraffes performing good deeds for random strangers will become a common sight, and even more people will be killed as a result of pushy crowds during Black Friday sales. So while we may not see the end of the world, we will probably see the end of the human race as we know it.